Nicole vs. Life
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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