so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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