Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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