no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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