Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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