guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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