i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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