I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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