Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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