yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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