Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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