winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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