i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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