On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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