He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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