Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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