i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
