Your dad touched me again.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think people are normalizing furries
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