She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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