its not stalking. its research.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Girls should come with a carfax report
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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