If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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