ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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