Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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