i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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