You can't motorboat a personality
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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