About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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