Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You made out with two different species that night
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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