im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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