Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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