Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
All I want is dick and wine.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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