Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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