Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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