there was a trapeze. enough said
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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