I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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