I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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