called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
