I think I just saw someone hide a body.
smell my finger.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
