Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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