I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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