yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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