I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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