I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You coming home soon, man?
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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