He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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