Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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