all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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