This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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