I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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