at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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