You're so nebulous sometimes
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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