I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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