see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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