But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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